do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off
remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the same time
advance australia fair
mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this
instead of funeral why can’t it be called life graduation
animals are our friends.dont mistreat them they are even more confused about existence than we are.they trust u.
4 FOR YOU CAROLINA CHURCH , YOU GO CAROLINA CHURCH.
people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant
but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant
says a lot
HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE
- if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
- if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
- that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on
I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth