rneerkat:

toastyghosties:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

what do u call an alligator that lacks social skills

crocward

ISAAC YOU MESSED UP THE WHOLEJOKE IT SHOULD’VE BEEN CROCODILES NOT ALLIGATORS

well this is crocward

peewentz:

do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff

dorkstrider:

killerkranberry:

dorkstrider:

did you know that the australian government literally changed the date of australia day this year because it was on a saturday and everyone was that upset about missing out on having a day off

remember when they pushed the time of the leader’s debate back a couple of hours because the final of masterchef was scheduled to air at the same time

advance australia fair

caraknightley:

mini m&ms taste better than normal m&ms don’t even try to argue with me on this

australiansanta:

instead of funeral why can’t it be called life graduation

madturbating:

in math: ill see you calculater

rapewhistled:

animals are our friends.dont mistreat them they are even more confused about existence than we are.they trust u.

fyeahleotaylor:

thedoctorandcompany:

pandabatai:

THERE’S A CHURCH IN NORTH CAROLINA THATS REFUSING TO DO HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE CEREMONIES UNTIL HOMOSEXUAL MARRIAGE CEREMONIES ARE ALLOWED 

bless

4 FOR YOU CAROLINA CHURCH , YOU GO CAROLINA CHURCH.

niknumber3:

people say they are worried about their daughter getting pregnant

but never say they are worried about their son getting someone pregnant

says a lot

wankingatthedisco:

HERE’S A LESSON ON CONCERT ETIQUETTE 

• if you dont like the opening band/artist DONT BOO just nod your head a long. dont be rude
• if someone is trying to leave the crowd fucking let them out. they could be hurt/about to pass out/etc.
• that’s literally it just dont be an uber asshat ok thanks continue on

the-sonic-url:

rneerkat:

one day an insane person is going to threaten me with a gun and im going to make some stupid joke and thats how my life will end

stopharry2013:

I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth

thnksfrthbttfck:

some lyrics are so accurate i want to write them on my body and paint them on my walls and post them on every social networking site and scream them from the rooftops and get a t shirt with them on it and bathe in them and wow i just like nice lyrics